Wait... what? What are you DOING here!? You KNOW how bad these DrunkCasts are, and yet still, you persist in listening! I can only assume you took a sharp blow to the head over the holidays and your taste in podcast content has changed so drastically that not even your own family recognizes the new you!
Ok, ok. But this one is the worst one yet. It has us all... *weary sigh* SINGING. While drunk. It's as bad as you might expect, and frankly has no business being included in the feed with such otherwise magnificent content about the best Sci-Fi show of all time.
So listen at your own risk as we caterwaul our way through Sinatra, Paul Simon, KT Tunstall and Journey. And join us soon for our enormous EPISODE 100, the TV movie "In The Beginning!"
Part two of this massive, amazing season finale! We've created the podcast you would have wanted, and now we leave the internet for the last time...
Just Kidding! We'll be back next week with our Season Four Wrap-Up!
A mysterious figure in the far future recovers data nearly lost to time on the eve of the solar system's imminent immolation by our exploding sun. These last records, turning points in human history, are the final pieces of The Story. From the beginning of the Third Age with self-satisfied talking heads, to the fascist EarthGov of 2762, through the Monks of the Great Burn, and into the deep future. FAITH MANAGES, this week on Jumpgate!
The war is won, but not without consequences. Marcus, drained of life by the alien healing machine, leaves behind a distraught Ivanova. Sheridan loses his Earthforce commission but gaines the ISA Presidency and a new life, wedded to Delenn. The Rangers guard the walls, Londo and G'Kar marvel at human weddings, and the season effectively wraps with one of the coolest monologues of the series... this week on Jumpgate!
I tried, you guys. I tried SO HARD to fit this cool little thing into the next episode... but it just didn't belong *anywhere*.
Instead, I decided to post it as a short meditative interlude. A small moment of beauty amidst our daily chaos. Or maybe you think it's a nugget of pretentious drivel. *shrug* Either way, here ya go, ENJOY!
Jumpgate Episode 95 - Rising Stars will post on Sunday Nov. 26th!
All the pieces fall into place for the rebel armada as they begin their final assault on Clarke's forces in the solar system. Featuring secret psychic techno-zombies, five courageous commando dwarves, pinpoint whitestar hyperspace jumps, and a full-on Macross Missile Massacre! Join us for the RISE OF THE EVERYMAN, this week on Jumpgate!
Daring Rescues! Chases! Escapes! Space battles! TRUE LOVE! Our heroes stage a last-minute rescue for Sheridan, lead by Lyta, Franklin, and a freshly refurbished Garibaldi. Meanwhile, Ivanova's Whitestars go head to head with dangerously Shadow-enhanced Earthforce ships to clear the way for the final push to Earth! We never watch TV, this week on Jumpgate!
In one of the finest episodes of the series, JMS gives Sheridan and an EarthGov interrogator the David Mamet treatment. A game of mental chess played through exhaustion dances through assertions of freedom and order, truth and facade. Can Sheridan say "No, you won't" one more time than they say "Yes, you will"? Find out this week on Jumpgate!
Sheridan, exhausted and in the iron grip of Plot Necessities, heads to Mars on Garibaldi's word that his father has been captured. After a really cool bar fight scene, so is Sheridan. Meanwhile Edgars indulges in a monologue, Bester wins the day, and we can't WAIT to see what comes next, this week on Jumpgate!