We're hard at work producing a METRIC TON of Jumpgate content this month (thus the delay on the new episode this week), but we couldn't go on without offering a huge THANK YOU to our constant listeners, and especially to all your kind donations on Patreon! So sit back, relax, and enjoy some smooth jazz while we name-check our Patrons and show off the new hardware!
Our old pal Bester returns again to Babylon 5, this time with a bargain: He will tell them of an impending attack in exchange for a little side trip to Z'Ha'Dum to scavenge for data that can free his frozen love from the Shadowtech she was implanted with. Sheridan and the others approve, but arrive just in time for an earth-shattering Z'Ha'dum-KABOOM! G'Kar gets a fitted for a new eye, Garibaldi calls it quits, and Lyta just wants some freakin' respect... this week on Jumpgate!
In what felt like a Season Finale, all the Galactic threads are wrapping up faster than the other First Ones can blow up a Vorlon planet-killer! Londo, back on Centauri Prime, finally deals with the Morden problem once and for all. Meanwhile, in space, Sheridan and the ARMADA of Light thrust their defiance in the face of gods, forcing their edifice of ideology to crumble! GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY!!! This week on Jumpgate!
Londo and Vir procure a really cool prop with which to finally assassinate Cartagia, and G'Kar gets ready to break the chains that bind. Sheridan sends a Walter White-star on a suicide mission, luring the Shadows into a final confrontation with the Vorlons... and also THOUSANDS of ships of the Army of Light! To strive, to seek... eh, you know the rest! This week on Jumpgate!
Londo and Vir make the final arrangements to eliminate Emperor Cartagia by getting him to oversee a show trial for G'Kar on Narn. Meanwhile back on B5, Our Hero's plan to take care of the intolerable Darth Kosh issue, with the help of Lyta, a giant ring of raw power, and just a leetle bit of Alien Space Magic. Sheridan! Lorien! (what's left of) KOSH! BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED!!! This week on Jumpgate!
Sheridan and the Alien Space Wizard return to Babylon 5, as does a paranoid Garibaldi. Ivanova and Marcus discover All The Vorlons schlepping through hyperspace, bent on planetary annihilation. G'Kar must scream or die. Lyta finally stands up to her abusive Vorlon, at her peril. And Londo and Vir advance their insane plans to kill an even more insane Emperor Cartagia. Welcome to Fourth Season; try to keep up! This week on Jumpgate!
Alien Space Wizard Lorien is back to rap with Sheridan about some far-out Daoist life philosophy, while Dr. Franklin has a heart-to-heart with his log recorder, Delenn wastes away in her quarters, and Garibaldi is... well... that would be telling, wouldn't it? G'Kar and Marcus trash a bar on a Centauri colony world in search of Garibaldi's missing Starfury, while Delenn decides to return to Z'Ha'Dum with as many Rangers and Whitestars as they can muster to determine if John is REALLY dead, and if so, finish off the Shadows once and for all! Life is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so, this week on Jumpgate!
Londo returns to Centauri Prime, only to find Emperor Cartagia doing his best Caligula impression. Vir is recalled to their homeworld, and murder is afoot as Londo plots Impericide. Susan and Delenn each struggle with the apparent death of John Sheridan at the Shadow homeworld of Z'Ha'Dum, where he put a crater the size of Nebraska in the surface. Garibaldi remains missing, John is roasting marshmallows in a cave with an authentic Alien Space Wizard, and Darth Kosh is still a *major* dick, this week on the season premier of Jumpgate!
Ok, look, we've been *through* this already, okay? We're drunk. We watch Babylon 5 *while* being drunk. We curse. It's... unpleasant under the best of circumstances. But this? This is an ATROCITY and should NEVER be listed to by anyone, EVER! ... Oh, I see. You already downloaded it? Well, alright, then. But don't say we didn't warn you. Exogenesis is one of the shakiest eps in Season Three. Have a Great New Years Eve, and we'll see you in January with Season Four of Jumpgate!
HEROES AND VILLAINS!
Yep, it's that time again! We wrap up the whole of season three by breaking down our characters into how they're seen by the forces at work around them, as both heroes and villains. Delen as a dangerous Zealot attempting a Coup! Zach as The Reluctant Mole in Night Watch! Vir, of course, as THE GREAT LINCOLNI! This week, on Jumpgate!