The time has come to renew our begging. We're not proud. Or tired. In order to entice our Constant Listeners to part with their hard earned cash, we offer even more quality content, FOR FREE! This right here is Part One of an over THREE HOUR Conspiracy Theory Digression! This chunk contains a rundown of David Icke and the Lizard People Conspiracy by our dear friend Matt, (Jinny and The Nick have recused themselves from such sillyness) but you can hear Ryan cover Men in Black and Andy jump on 9/11 conspiracies over at our Patreon page! Go to www.patreon.com\jumpgate, and you too can enjoy stuff like this for just a couple bucks a month! And to those already giving: THANKS!
A super-effective killer sends a dead Ranger to Babylon 5 along with a message: Sheridan will be killed before he can be sworn in as the first President of the newly-formed ISA! Meanwhile, new station commander Elizabeth Lochley strides into the scene as a worthy successor to Ivanova. And when a band of rouge telepaths show up lead by a mysterious man named Byron, it may be up one of his followers to save Sheridan from assassination... Like, seriously, the Energizer Bunny has nothing on this guy! You wanna be president? Good! Then let's eat! This week, on Jumpgate!
OUR 100th SHOW!!! And a perfectly appropriate TV Movie to mark the event!
An aged Emperor Mollari spins a tale of the Earth-Minbari War to his young wards, kept safe in the Palace during an attack on Centauri Prime. In the greatest act of fanservice ever rendered to His People, JMS fills in all the blanks you never knew were there, from young Johnny Sheridan's rise to command, a teenage Susan Ivanova's tearful goodbye to her doomed brother, G'Kar's opportunism, and Delenn's regret. The story isn't over yet... it's never over, this week on Jumpgate!
Wait... what? What are you DOING here!? You KNOW how bad these DrunkCasts are, and yet still, you persist in listening! I can only assume you took a sharp blow to the head over the holidays and your taste in podcast content has changed so drastically that not even your own family recognizes the new you!
Ok, ok. But this one is the worst one yet. It has us all... *weary sigh* SINGING. While drunk. It's as bad as you might expect, and frankly has no business being included in the feed with such otherwise magnificent content about the best Sci-Fi show of all time.
So listen at your own risk as we caterwaul our way through Sinatra, Paul Simon, KT Tunstall and Journey. And join us soon for our enormous EPISODE 100, the TV movie "In The Beginning!"
Part two of this massive, amazing season finale! We've created the podcast you would have wanted, and now we leave the internet for the last time...
Just Kidding! We'll be back next week with our Season Four Wrap-Up!
A mysterious figure in the far future recovers data nearly lost to time on the eve of the solar system's imminent immolation by our exploding sun. These last records, turning points in human history, are the final pieces of The Story. From the beginning of the Third Age with self-satisfied talking heads, to the fascist EarthGov of 2762, through the Monks of the Great Burn, and into the deep future. FAITH MANAGES, this week on Jumpgate!
The war is won, but not without consequences. Marcus, drained of life by the alien healing machine, leaves behind a distraught Ivanova. Sheridan loses his Earthforce commission but gaines the ISA Presidency and a new life, wedded to Delenn. The Rangers guard the walls, Londo and G'Kar marvel at human weddings, and the season effectively wraps with one of the coolest monologues of the series... this week on Jumpgate!
I tried, you guys. I tried SO HARD to fit this cool little thing into the next episode... but it just didn't belong *anywhere*.
Instead, I decided to post it as a short meditative interlude. A small moment of beauty amidst our daily chaos. Or maybe you think it's a nugget of pretentious drivel. *shrug* Either way, here ya go, ENJOY!
Jumpgate Episode 95 - Rising Stars will post on Sunday Nov. 26th!
All the pieces fall into place for the rebel armada as they begin their final assault on Clarke's forces in the solar system. Featuring secret psychic techno-zombies, five courageous commando dwarves, pinpoint whitestar hyperspace jumps, and a full-on Macross Missile Massacre! Join us for the RISE OF THE EVERYMAN, this week on Jumpgate!